Carling my dear, enjoy this because I don't actually like writing. My life isn't interesting enough to sound intellectually brilliant and leave someone's mind profoundly blown and thought provoked. So bare with me.
Today I slept in and then kind of woke up but that's only because I was having a dream where I was drowning in an elevator.
I specifically put a dream catcher right above my bed because I seem to be having odd dreams that take away from me actually getting sleep at night. I can fully tell you that dream catchers do not work.
I tried painting my nails this morning but it failed because I can't do my opposite hand. Also, yesterday when I ate shit on a lane rope it occurred to me that my ninja, really is me just falling with a noise.
Is it a bad thing that I don't have goals.... I have ideas of what I want in the future, but I don't write down things I will achieve by a certain date. I know what I want at this very second, but knowing what I want 5 months from now is just stupid. Why would people waste time on goals, they are expectations which lead you to fail by over thinking your success.
Im kind of worried that the amount of alcahol that I consume tomorrow will be a problem. Im stoked.
One arm walked in and was all "mah im hot" no your not.
Sharpie Tums would be the worst combination ever, just licking it made my head hurt.

pee time.