Leaving for Bermuda tomorrow. Pretty excited except I am going to actually wear sunscreen which is a new thing for me. I will probably have an orgasim from the smell, which is ok.
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I was a mermaid. Do they even exist? If they do, I reeeeaaally want to be one. Living under water and always being able to have wet skin and a TAIL. Its becoming my life goal.
This song is retarded....... pitbull needs to calm down.
They said that everyone in Bermuda is part of the British Colony, and they feel disrespected when they see tourists wondering around town in their skimpy bikinis, and no shirts.In which case I will probably get kicked out.
Apperently they wear knee high socks, and shirts with colourful ties. Which is sweet, but I just feel its not the most ideal outfit for living on a tropical island.
Also im really excited because the humpback whales migrate through the ocean by the island that im on. You can see them from the beach and you can swim out to see them!
Im defeintly going to do that.
I also want to try snorkeling, but they say that if you have a had a concussion, its not the best thing because of the pressure changes.
So i might just have to stay on the surface with a little snorkel and stare at the fish and the coral from there.
Im also really relieved that I am writing my bio diploma in June and not the day after I get home from Bermuda, that would probably be really bad.
I already miss you. Your all I can think about, are you ok, are you having fun, what your doing, and if sean is applying aloe to your sunburns...
I had a dream last night that I was only in bermuda for a day and I was in the swimming pool and then a giant sleeping bag covered the pool and everyone started drowning so I started ripping the sleeping bag in places for air pockets, and then I eventually got everyone out and alive.
Thats gotta be a good sign.

WOO YA CARLING

World ending theories

1. The date of the tsunami and earthquake in Japan plus the date of 9/11 equals doomsday- the day the myans stopped writing the calendar. They said the world would end that day due to the earth passing through another solar system, or through catastrophic disasters. So far, there has been a few of those. And now with everyone freaking out that places in Canada are going to be hit with an earthquake such as the one in Japan, and the fact that the earths axis has now changed it makes it all seem more possible. Also, think of how much Japan profits to the rest of the world- pretty much everyone is going to freak out because they cant get merchandise from Japan, and so they will fight with other countries for that resource. Making the whole world go into a massive war. And then shit is going to blow up and aliens will land on our planet and try to wipe out the human race and then everyone is going to come together to try and survive the alien attack, but in the end we all die because they own, and then they take over earth and start a new era.

2. If we pass through a black hole, like it said we would on Wikipedia, then we should caramalize the ozone layer so that it is nice and crispy like the outside of a candy apple. Then we shoot all the water into the stratosphere and take a few animals and only the people we like, and start a new planet with humans and animals, and we can live off the caramel and the water will start oceans and lakes, and then the lakes will make fishes and plants, and we can basically have a new world, but better because we saved only the good parts, and we get to eat caramel until we can produce a garden.

I had a dream last night that I was in Bermuda but it was actually like the swiss alps, and I was escaping from Hitler in the sound of music and I was like OMG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL HEEEERRREEE WOWWWW but oh fuck nazis.

I have one follower, its carling.

fuck ya.

I can you feel you in every space of my body, enveloping me with everything you have to offer. I want your beauty, your happiness, your light. The lights that keeps my heart alive, and my soul as warm as the sun. If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up every day to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin and the feel of your heart beating with mine. I know that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

word vom.

When discussing time you speak of three times only, past present and future. similaraly there are three moments in perception - before, now and after. In terms of spacial relationships, whether considering the points in the universe or various points in your own room, you recognize here, there and the space in between. In matters of relationships you recognize no in- between. The whole birth-death cycle is part of this movement. There are rhythms of life and everything in reality is subject to them, because life itself is a rhythm. It is a wave, a vibration, a pulsation at the very heart of the all that is.

Im moody as FUCK. dont talk to me.

Some pictures I took

Sometimes i get the urge to dance dirty. Anytime, anywhere.

I feel there is a lot to write about sometimes but I cant find the words in mind to write down. Whatever

Holy shit its march 2nd. I think every month should have a holiday where you eat turkey. So this month its going to tomorrow- new holiday.

enough justin bieber, he is starting to bug me. Im bored of blogging about stupid shit too. today sucks, i got my tongue stuck to a frozen water bottle, everyone is dreaming about me dying, and i got stuck on a toilet. Literally.
Im ready for sunshine and warmth, this cold ass weather is my weakness. I get even more lazy because its cold so I just wear baggy sweaters and old t shirts because its cold and i could care less. Im also ready to for lunch, i think i have been in this classroom for 9 years now/ i came to class 15 minutes early. I also cant move my body today, when i walk it looks like i got ass raped.