World ending theories

1. The date of the tsunami and earthquake in Japan plus the date of 9/11 equals doomsday- the day the myans stopped writing the calendar. They said the world would end that day due to the earth passing through another solar system, or through catastrophic disasters. So far, there has been a few of those. And now with everyone freaking out that places in Canada are going to be hit with an earthquake such as the one in Japan, and the fact that the earths axis has now changed it makes it all seem more possible. Also, think of how much Japan profits to the rest of the world- pretty much everyone is going to freak out because they cant get merchandise from Japan, and so they will fight with other countries for that resource. Making the whole world go into a massive war. And then shit is going to blow up and aliens will land on our planet and try to wipe out the human race and then everyone is going to come together to try and survive the alien attack, but in the end we all die because they own, and then they take over earth and start a new era.

2. If we pass through a black hole, like it said we would on Wikipedia, then we should caramalize the ozone layer so that it is nice and crispy like the outside of a candy apple. Then we shoot all the water into the stratosphere and take a few animals and only the people we like, and start a new planet with humans and animals, and we can live off the caramel and the water will start oceans and lakes, and then the lakes will make fishes and plants, and we can basically have a new world, but better because we saved only the good parts, and we get to eat caramel until we can produce a garden.